Comments of an aglio olio pasta
I am linguine. I can speak - that is the difference between spaghetti and linguine, we speak. We speak various languages, depending if we are called linguine or linguini. I am linguine thus I speak english.
Enough of theory of evolution of the pasta and let's go back to the issue today.
As I was saying, I am linguine and I am diving in an aglio oglio dish. When I left home today, I did not know I was going to dive; I was not prepared nor I was told. I need a lawyer. Why? I told you, I am diving in aglio olio and I was not told - capicce? Get me a lawyer now.
Oh, do not go. I also need new clothes. Mines are wet and smell aglio. Remember, I use ivory color only.
It is a bit hot in here, I have to say. I see some old colleagues that graduated from Barilla the same year I did. Some look better than others but they all definetely look worse than me. I was nominated linguine of the year by the Food Association, and that is a very important price.
I think I am gaining weight. I feel like if my body is expanding.
That price gave us eye sight position in the grocery stores. It is much better up there. I have heard that down in economy class there is risk of people avoiding you.
I am a top class linguine you know? And I am proud of it. I am unique since the very first day I was born and I pretend to stay that way.
It is very hot here. Need to take the head out to see if my lawyer is coming. I am having some trouble to get the head out, somehow I feel very soft.
Have I told you that we beat the organic tortellini in the Milano pasta fair? Big times those. The tortellini have always been very much appreciated with their roundness, their fillings, their nice yellow color.
There is a lot of smoke here, something must be burning.
I hear something - is like the sound of rain. Maybe is raining outside. I have been for so long here that can hardly remember the last time I saw the blue sky.
Wait, we are moving. Yes, yes we seem to be going somewhere. I think my lawyer got things sorted out. Oh the rain is stronger now, ouch is raining a lot and is cold.
I feel like I am in a spa. Hot treatment, cold treatment. I need to call my lawyer, he prepared all this. Is a gift, a spa day out. I was a bit stressed last week, sitting there in the supermarket. And sitting is ok, but sitting with others in that reduced amount of space was not pleasant and I got stressed. I deserve this.
Look, seems that someone is coming to pick us up. I go first, I go first!
Thank you! Please take me to the changing room - my new suit is waiting me there - your name please? hello? do you hear me? Oh right, I see you are taking me to some sort of drying plate, much appreciated.
What is that? Is it snowing now? Jeez! It is snowing and a lot. I need to check what new suit I was brought. It is going to be very cold.
Oh, look, seems that lights are off now ...